By Stradismus

NB-All of the entries in this dictionary are entirely of a nonce nature and are the sole creation of Strabismus, enigmatic eccentric extraordinaire. Use with caution.

ablosk, adv. – in a confused state after having unwittingly viewed some monstrous offense; e.g., Goatse (which DON’T see).

aggoflink, n. - a corporate businessman who feigns communal familiarity.

avitrovia, n. - complete loss of vitrovial elements.

basptric, n. - a libation consisting of white wine and rubbed plaice.

bleaming, n. - a foal with the physic of a grown quagga.

calthomelium, n. - the flaccid gubrile membrane, found only in Nyctimene albiventer.

canups, n. - droppings of a coyote.

chelkthwain, adv. - still forlorn after seven months of intensive counselling.

clopsipneic, adj. - tending to prefer Alan Thicke over Mel Gibson.

crelcorostra, n. - dust particles from felt-based artificial house plants.

dafnail, n. - oceanic lifeforms which are not yet identified.

deklyptophragm, n. - any corporeal cavity used for concealing (and thereby smuggling) contraband, but chiefly for heroin.

dumoiric, adj. - pertaining to used prosthetic testes.

ebititia, n. - collectibles purchased south of the border (ANT: perphytitia, n. - collectibles purchased north of the border).

entrolipistol, n. - foreign matter discovered on a corpse which gives the initial impression of having originally belonged to the body itself.

exhylonorpotron, n. - unit of energy used in measuring final stage of popcorn production.

fantrate, v. - to increase the blood flow in a comatose patient.

fenchrostata, n. - lips which are almost entirely nonprotruding (i.e., lips which are virtually ”not there”).

flessy, adj. - imbued in outraged uncertaintyship.

flilce, n. – dirty, melted snow.

fompolla, n. - any round object which at first appears to be some kind of button/switch but which in fact has no electromechanical function and is probably just a painted bolt.

fulificate, v. - to replace an old pet–recently deceased–with a newer, almost lookalike one of the same specifics in hopes of sparing a child who knew the pet of ”sad news”.

gaipong, n. - the act of pushing a would-have-been suicidist off where s/he was ”about” to jump; common in Formosa and suchabouts.

glavulotescence, n. – the gradual closer resemblence to smb. one knows of another one doesn’t know half as well.

Grolopolotopia, n. - a fabulous land of benevolent giants sporting prehensile kneepans.

haehaetloohae, interj. - It goes well!; a common greeting among elders of the Penniquotty Tribe.

ipulatrific, adj. - daring to call the sun a liar.

izbysshia, n. - plant life resembling a clown’s peruke (wig).

kloppjor, n. - festivities enacted at the expense of a bannished fellow who is suspected of secretly spying on the entire village for purposes yet undiscovered.

lebutactation, n. - perjury committed at the behest of the defense attorney.

limbob, n. – one who cleans the latrines on an aircraft carrier.

magroblome, n. - an indoor pendulous moth cocoon.

mescothrave, n. – that point at which one becomes unaware of what s/he was talking about in the first place.

nilliseptra, n. - the pusillanimous framing another for one’s own heinous crime(s); a ”false flag”.

nochleist, n. - a collector of names for collectors (of any and sundry objects, etc.)

opiflact, v. - to agree to disagree.

oxump, n. - a lazy sectary.

pajaakshtra, n. - the ”lost” god of protection against commonsense.

plencate, v. - to hand a knife or pair of scissors to smb. hilt-/handle-first.

quilce, n. - a green-tinted sequin.

Rathonopsiloquidae, n. – a family of elusive creatures which attack livestock and leave the carcasse in a state of utter ruin; the Goatsucker (or Sp. Chupacabra).

retauchron (pl. retauchra), n. - a piece of food lying on the floor.

slepnirv, n. - the ability to win at ”the staring contest”.

styprotaxophrenia, n. - obsession over the fact that one of your enemies struck you last; known to cause involuntary micturation.

tatroponiform, adj. - having the shape of an obese transvestite (wig and all).

thyxotinia, n. - disgust over inane television commercials; exceedingly common.

ugrogastoid, n. – pertaining to fake vomit, as would be employed in the cinema.

vellocotoxipodora, n. – a legendary race of hobgoblins who can take the form of one’s child(ren) and perform all sorts of mischief.

Wambodrule, n. – self-given sobriquet of a mysterious troublesome fellow who sports a costume made to resemble the Greater Glider (Schoinobates volans). This scallawag is usually spotted around artificial bridges and testing grounds, often thought to be a spy. Sometimes known as “the Mothman”.